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Aug 1010 AA
Sadly, my attempts at peace at Calmar have been met with force. The Star Alliance, along with the Demon Slayers, came if force to the wall. This we have seen as breaking the cease fire. We will not, however, pursue this beyond those faction who moved against us. We will not carry this war into any nations not directly involved. All who raise arms against our forces while they resecure the cease fire will lay dead at our feet. Those who we come upon who do not, will be standing after the battle. I do not wish to see a world in flames. I seek a stronger world, a peaceful world, a world where blood need not be shed needlessly. Any who share my vision are free to come and learn more.
Lord director of new Blood
July 1010 AA
New Blood has until the end of the month. I am declaring an end to the ceasefire to matters of breached Star Alliance property that pertain only to the re-possession of Star Alliance territory. Especially for territory vital to Star Alliance global versatility, we cannot support a detrimental ceasefire without upgrading the parameters it was originally conceived under. No amount of debate has settled the matter of the Wall of Calmar, aside from long and expensive plans illustrated from either alliance. It takes New Blood resources to hold the wall and Star Alliance resources to look at it. The wall will be the death us if one of us doesn't take a stand and do whats right. This Repossession will strengthen both New Blood and Star and will pave a ground for stability of our collective ceasefire so our children can enjoy the age of tomorrow in peace. A luxury we have had up until now, although I am sure most of us have not gotten to enjoy it. It's the folly of our times, but quit frankly, none of us can live this way forever. Someone has to make the right decision and this decision could lead us into the future or our ruin. In the end, it is up for the people of both Star Alliance and New Blood Alliance who will really decide all our fates in this matter.
White King Public Announcement
To Everyone,Damn I don't know what she has more of, titles or former lovers! ZING!!Damian Spite
P.S. I'm back and I still got it!!
Malro
You are a fool Malro. Death reached out to his followers and you use Saca's name for credit. You use this situation to slander the counsel. I say your words bite with edges made for war. Who are you to defy the Spirit Realm Malro? You are but a lord and nothing more. Stop twisting lies and half truths to persuade the masses. The world has seen you true colors and it does not like them.
Vazgar
Ilkana,
Your discussions always test the very limits of the term. I followed the will of my god, as i always do. If you choose to hate me for sending a divine being to the company of gods, feel free. Before his fall Death chose the side of the council. After he fell he came to me, my mind. When the power returned to this world what actions did the council take to remedy the situation? Did they rally their followers to bring down the betrayer and return Death to his true seat? No. Sacra sent me to strike out and bring down the false god Damien. This, with the aide of powerful friends, I have done. Your anger can continue if you choose but there are far more important matters to consider now. I hunger for no power. I seek only the peace and prosperity of my people. I will wield whatever power and bear whatever burden my god sees fit in that task. Enough of this now. We have great and terrible friends and allies that need our aide now more than you need your anger.
Sir Malro Corali, Baron of Valahn, Knight of Arkendrose, Champion of Fate, PRIEST of the Divine Force of Death, Always a friend even when others let anger cloud their eyes.
Malro,
You and I have things to discuss...
You had NO right to hand my son over to Sacra after his ascension to Death. You knew where he was to be placed and you deliberately chose your own god. You are being called out my FORMER friend. You need to learn that though you may hold fate blade, you are no prophet, and you try to act as such. You aren't even his priest...you haven't even earned that much. You need to get off your high horse and stop being a power hungry dog or I promise it will destroy you...
Queen Sir Ilkana Kietaro
Queen of Shimabora
Baroness of Ju'sem
Knight of the Star
PRIESTESS of Fonel
PRIESTESS of Reena
Acolyte of Jena
Acolyte of Sudami
Follower of Sacra
Loyal Demon Slayer for LIFE
To those whom are concerned.
It has come to my attention that my recent decision to em place statuary in the city of Calmar venerating the heroic exploits of the Demon Slayers has drawn a lot of unrest through out the New Blood Alliance. Firstly let me state that political unrest was not my intent in the slightest. I, as always, remain eternally loyal to the just and virtuous cause's embodied by the Star Alliance and will personally stand at the vanguard against any that oppose them.
My people, as do all free people, live in the shadow of constant, persistent evil, On the wall perches New Blood, a collection of soulless monsters who feed on the life blood of others to maintain their own unholy existence. Else where looms another form of darkness, a Hell Spire, a gate way into the abyss. My people, my Clansmen, are besieged by shadows on all sides, and I will not stand aside idle while fear grips their hearts.
In the Demon Slayers I have found an example for my people. They are men and women, Elves, Human and Dwarfs who shine like a beacon in these dark times. I have held up this light to shield my people from gathering dark, to cast the shadow of fear from their hearts, and to help them find their path forward. They have flocked to this light and in it grow strong, until they too become a point of light beating back the shadow. I will not extinguish these flames of hope that grow in my lands, in stead I will fan them, till their pure untainted light drives back the creatures that besiege my people, for only in the dark do these unholy beasts have any semblance of power.
In closing I state that I will abide by the Star Alliances terms as stated in the accords, no violence against New Blood will be sanctioned by my hand. However let it be known that I will not abandon my Clansmen to a Great evil that grows ever stronger at my boarders. I have taken actions, ones that I hope will resound throughout history, and wish only that those people throughout the lands with freedom and justice in their heart will stand by my side.
-Lawgiver of Daklavan
Ulric Stormhand
Malro, you are very wise in your years, but not in regards to Fann. He is right. The Star Alliance and New Blood could never join forces, but can come to arrangements to use this ceasefire to fight bigger foes. The Empire has had the same goal versus the Fallen. The Alliance has had the same goal versus the Fallen. New Blood has had the same goal versus the Fallen. That is three International Forces that ALL have the same enemy?
Everyone, IS it really that difficult to put aside our differences to do something productive like kill demons? I know it sounds tough. For example The wall of Calmare and the current New Blood/Empire battles really throw a wrench in those diplomatic politics. Let me tell you the truths about politics: its all ruses. That is why it is so complicated. It's all about struggling to open windows for yourself, closing doors for others, being opportunistic, misdirection, and misdirection and misdirection. It's why these complicated who saids - she saids are such a comfortable habitat for these leaders. We are as the wind is! A passive force encompassing this world. We sway to the whims of these storms, but we can see it's true nature! Demons suck! WE as a worldly populace have a sick insatiable need to keep killing ourselves, but let us leave it to the old pros. I am coining The New Alliance Empire (NAE™) school of thought. A school of thought that suggests that no matter what, this world is... well, it's not big enough for the three of us. New school fools like these Fallen can take their forgotten lineage and shove it. Leave it to us pros! We are much better at killing each other then they are at killing us! I mean, it might look the other way around, but that is only because we are doing such a super job that demons are using our murdering crafts to their advantage. We are only assisting them killing us! They're getting all our kills! AND ALL THE CREDIT!!! Credit... for all our hard work. NAE™ stands for, "Let's take a break and kill the unpopular new kid, then resume to what we were doing before he interrupted our adult conversation."
General Darklorth, Lord Director and Privet Third class Vincent Harlen of the Star Alliance military, The three most vocal voices of your single letter representation of the conception that is NAE™, what do you have to say of this? I know we are not used to this, but lets take baby steps and actually have that adult conversation we just claimed to have been having. I know we've all said the YAEs over NAEs in our hearts (it's a yes no matter which one you picked... look closely.) Now it's time to take responsibility and commit to a written tri-"yes" in a public newspaper so everyone is on the same front page. Screw the wars! Draw everything down the line and postpone the custody dispute until all the parents have finally quit drinking and managed to land a job. To turn your back on NAE™ is to turn your back on your own people in which I suggest you never turn your back. In these times, you can be any of the three, and though you may be devote in your ways, do not deny a simple truth: You will all fall as three. To turn your back on any of you three in this time is to turn your back on yourself. Our wars have become so personal and despairing that I cannot fathom the idea of being killed on a battlefield by some demonic simpleton. Let us give the dead the common decency to be slaughtered by their sworn enemy and not some wannabe jocks! I mean, first it's the battlefield, then next thing you know they'll be taking all our wives and raising all our children. This needs to stop here! Think about you three: you need to adapt now or you're all going to die.-Love Fearvin(Eastern Alliance? Continue to do nothing. We don't blame you. This is a job for developed nations and international super powers. We don't expect much from whatever it is you consider yourself to be.)alright, good call empire new bloods bad you guys are so much better, killed any fallen lately, wanna go out for brunch sometime?, just kidding.
breakfast and lunch should never fratinize in such a filthy way. metaphor's much?
but on a more serious note, what do you plan to bring to the world when or if you win?
free wool? food for the poor?
MASSIVE LACK OF BALENCE
cause that isnt all that fun of a prospect to me.
hey guys which of you wants to go live a matriarchal society .
then a thousand chemicaly imbalenced ilkanas can tell us what to and whip us when were bad.
FUCK THAT
lets review some things
1.the empire wants everything
2.the fallen want everything dead
3.new blood wants a vampy fun world where the blood bags breed enough to keep there fangy mouths
4.the alliance wants people to shut the fuck up and get along, also some other things which would shock you and have you think of them as any other power hungery group
why do know this. sentient beings are predictible....and visons
5. good bad ugly or upset no matter who you are the fallen need to get taken the fuck out, also who made those guys?
in addtion to that problem we have anothing big issue, sect and his death replacment.
any else miss haveing a black god who allowed you to use those powers for good, can it malro
6. star and blood vrs the empire, the fallen, sect.
i don't feel out numbered somehow
but thats why people call me stupid
insincearly,
FaNn MoriGan
To the people of the world of Arkendrose
Not to long ago the neutral region of Reote, Ishstarr was sacrificed to the god of hate, Ignyon. The Lord Director would have you believe that this act was not in New Blood's interests and that their hands are clean of it. If that is so then why then was an entire army of Rigen, an New Blood nation, participating in the invasion, preparation and execution of the ritual in Ishstarr? The Lord Director of New Blood would have you believe the priest responsible was working off of falsified documents. The priest Syris Arrilious was the only one responsible for the atrocities that have taken place within Ishstarr. Were it is true that the priest was executed and also sacrificed New Blood did gain a benefit from this devastation. Almost instantly after the mass sacrifice a hell hole opened up in the destroyed region of Bacven, Coastaar. The hole opened in the same place that Beckorone attacked years ago and in that place they sacrificed the population much as they have done in Reote just a few months ago. Out of that hole rose some ten to twelve thousand Hell Spawn that stood ready to do New Blood's biding. Ignyon priests and Sycon calvary then crossed the border into Empire controlled West Coastaar. They turned west on the only road in that direction once they reached Baven. The next place of importance was the region of Befron. Befron is a civilian populated community. Luckily our very own Empress was able to thwart their obvious intentions. With all of this being said it should now be clear to you that New Blood's promises and politics are lies and ploys used to connive and manipulate the masses into believing they are the good guys and that they are truly sorry for killing hundreds of thousands of people indiscriminately.
Arious Galdieve and General DarklorthTo the world, The events in Reote were a great tragedy. This is something I have said since that truly sad day. I have never said that the New Blood Alliance didn't benefit from those events. The plan undertaken by the priest Syrus Arillius was proposed to myself and the generals involved in the War of West Costaar and was soundly regected. It was my belief that my instructions to not lash out against anyone without my approval were clear enough and held enough weight to prevent any from disobeying. I was, most regrettably, wrong. Since that day my orders and the consequences of disobeying them have been clarified. The leader of the Star Alliance and the King of Ishtar are both now aware of the depth of my sorrow in light of these events. It is my goal to have some measure of peace between we old enemies while we deal with the greater threat that is the fallen.
Lord Director of the New Blood AllianceFann,Again you know far to little about what you are speaking of. Lord Malro Corali, Baron of Vallan, Knight of Arkendrose, Priest of the glory that is Sacra, Priest of the true Death
Lord Sir Malro,
I know only what I have known in years past. I know of what I told you and have heard rummors. I know of the devistation that faces his kingdom. A distruction he has not prevented and he should have. Lucifer was once known as Lucifer the light but for what reason? When he became this he was not longer himself. It was as if his soul was changed or even replaced. I have my speculation but no hard facts as of yet.
Lord Kestal Daycon of the Demon Slayers
Lord Kestal,
How much do you know about the situation with Lucifer?Malro
lord Kestal,
Lucifer is a friend to many in this world. I am lucky enough to count myself among those who knew him well before his fall. I would as such gladly lend my assistance to this cause. I have in fact given it much thought in recent months. I will contact you more directly with what Ideas I have come up with. It will be good to have him back on his true path again.Lord Malro Corali, Baron of Vallan, Knight of Arkendrose, Priest of the glory that is Sacra, Priest of the true Death
To the children of Sacra
I am on a mission to go and meet the profit at the world tournament. By the end of this event I will unvail to you the people, and the world, the next profit. The coming is upon us
Sir Liam, Leader of the Demon Slayers,
We need a plan. Find those you value as friends and allys, gather the slayers and form a plan. He must be saved or destroyed.
Lord Kestal Daycon of the Demon Slayers
Lord Kestal,
You have my help. I owe Lucifer too much to not. Just tell me what you need.
-Sir Liam Blackcloak, The New Leader of the Demon Slayers1:03
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Amber SchillingMalro,
You and I have things to discuss...
You had NO right to hand my son over to Sacra after his ascension to Death. You knew where he was to be placed and you deliberately chose your own god. You are being called out my FORMER friend. You need to learn that though you may hold fate blade, you are no prophet, and you try to act as such. You aren't even his priest...you haven't even earned that much. You need to get off your high horse and stop being a power hungry dog or I promise it will destroy you...
Queen Sir Ilkana Kietaro
Queen of Shimabora
Baroness of Ju'sem
Knight of the Star
PRIESTESS of Fonel
PRIESTESS of Reena
Acolyte of Jena
Acolyte of Sudami
Follower of Sacra
Loyal Demon Slayer for LIFE
Aug 1009 AA
To all who have been so fond as too write these sprite mails,
Keep doing it. They make me laugh. Even though I have a feeling that for once Fann is really just trying to help, his sprite mails, Salvo's, Sir Eagle's.. So witty and well thought out. No one will believe me. I am rude and commonly sarcastic and this is unlike me.. But seriously.
Noctaire Dor'Voxin who can't help for once but to laugh.
Fan Mordigan
Your comments only validate the Empire's argument. You're insight is not needed in this. Please remove it.
Sir Eagle of White Mountainas some of you know, i am a seer,now let me clear this up for you
salvo isn't lieing.
and the priestess hates me,
that second one wasn't a vision, it was an observation.
priestess's in general don't like me
sincerely
FAnn Mordigan
Lord Salvo,
It feels good to laugh again
Lord Dagger Arnoke
It is now clear to me that the empire is completely safe. There administration is acting purely in the best interests of its citizens; to suggest other wise was irresponsible and I deeply regret it. I'm drinking the water. So should you.
From the heart of A Priest of Traith Salvo Turrok By A Friend of all Worshipers
To all formally of the Destruction Mage's core and all those who remain.
Lord Solvo Ter'ak has attempted to scare you into believing that you will be hunted by us as we have hunted the Necromancers. We assure you that this is not the case now nor will it be in the future. There is no need for concern. Your abilities are welcome in the Empire of Coastaar. We have targeted Necromancer's in the past as part of a set target based on actions of their kind. We hold no ill will toward the Destruction Mage's of our great empire. If you have already fled the empire then you will be welcomed back in should you chose to do so.
From the Desk of the High Mage of Coastaar.
By command of the Empress
Noctair.
We request your presence at the Green Magic School Geonslel. Please come at your earliest convince.
Lazriodian, High Mage of Seenitory.March 1009 AA
Fann. P.S. It's really not hard to try and make yourself look good. I don't think anyone will fall for your attempt to sway them in your last message.Fann,
Please read the following and and answer accordingly.
1.Have you ever slaughtered a child
2.Are you a race that secretly has violent natural tendencies?
3.Are you or are you not writing the world physical weakness's of certain individuals?
4 Did you write a message about how a man named Bardock, apparently is going to die a horrible violent death that you assure?
5.Did you tell a few people that you would set them on fire to keep yourself warm?I have been there and done that. You are most definitely violent and most likely evil. Trust me. Unfortunately I really can't think of.. well, anyone who can compete on the way that I have in the "violent and evil" category. It's quite hard to not notice, regardless of whether you or I are trying to repent. Walk in the park? Yes. I have power you could never dream of. I have a deal, I suppose I could make. It will purge you of you violence and ability to sway to evil. You must stop fighting. I recommend you sell all your belongings to acquire a good amount of money. If you have a lot of money you can buy your dream house, and live of of it. I also recommend giving all of your dark abilities to Rena. Besides making you weaker, so that you don't have as many urges to do things, it will probably release some of the dark thoughts in your mind. Rena is not dark. Dark worshiper sound's kind of silly when you worship her, doesn't it? Move into the home you buy. Live a quiet life, Don't fight, and most of all stop writing the notes. I even have a deal for you. If you do this, I will actually buy your stuff. Give you a really nice house with a bunch of nice things, and a consistent amount of income. Otherwise.. Yes, I will kill you. Quick and hopefully painless, I will remove you from the world. Maybe you are suffering.. Maybe I will be doing you a favor. I won't be sacrificing you to the true Death God though. I don't think Damian would treat you very well. I will give you to Rena. I am about 75 percent sure she will accept you. You sort of had the right idea.
-Love Sage =)ok people , beasts, siblings.
the demon slayers are holed up and jusem and they need help
there's demons and a very slight advantage due to tunnel feeding.
I've been consulting with my employer and we are taking steps to take action in the most effective manner possible.
so if your near the area please go help, and if you don't want to then go do it anyway and be prepared to receive a reward from me [ten gems]much love,
fann mordiganp.s. brother....if you have an issue then feel free to kill me.
i am prone to useless displays of violence and a undeservedly large ego.
besides killing me is an easy task. it will be like a walk in the park for you.
but i don't understand why you would feel it necessary to do so.
i am finally human and in addition to my anticipated assistance in the jusem issue i am on a mission from the priestess of Reena.
so if you feel my death is a necessity to the forces of good in this world i only ask that you sacrifice me to the true death god so that i am not forced to once again to join minds with my diabolical counter part vain, an so that i am not sent to a dismal world of spiteFann,
I think I speak for every when I tell you to stop talking. You are helping no sides. All you are doing is stirring up trouble. You have done to many bad thing's to be a good follower of Rena. It's not even that. It's the fact that you haven't even really repented. No one including yourself I hope, actually believes you are trying to change. You are the least respectable man I have ever met. I am ashamed to have you as a brother. I don't even accept you as a brother do to all the betrayal, and that's all you do. No one will ever trust you. And it's time that someone who can't be controlled by you say's something. Continue your disrespectful ways and I will come after you. I'm not even being illogical. You are vermin in this world. I would be doing all sides a favor.
-Vincent Mordigen
P.S. I seriously have no problem's crushing you. You are neither witty nor powerful, and no one want's to hear you anymore.
well bardok i'm glad to have assisted, and i'm really glad you've grown to love the name I've given you, idiot.
i love you
TO DEATH !!!!!!!!
and i assure you it'll come ....violently.oh and nectar can be easily taken out by a dispel all magic.
he's a weak lil fucker....i have question open and its free if your a demon slayer or a star alliance member
sincerely
fann mordiganp.s.i miss your fang flavored hugs rheylin,
but as always your insults are misplaced and uncalled for.
I'm not trying to make ilkana look bad, that's just seems to be her mission.
besides the reason why she is so effective at bad guy bashing is cause she thinks like one when she needs to...and when she doesn't need to. ya know when i look at it there's no way to make her look good without being dishonest or casting an illusion.
an all i have is vision.
Fann,
Thank you for assisting me in proving my point about you.
BardokIlkanna,
I am too a demon slayer. Ask D. And why are you being so mean? Oh wait, right. You're Ilkanna. Just do us a favor and try not to make people hate you as much as fann is trying to.
Love,Rheycommander veriseus's real identity is "sign" or "U.B."
he went to school at the tower of sowdom
and general darklorth is the strongest general in the empire.
so kill em both and don't forget to gut the whores in charge.... but do it with love
!
hail reenaya know bardoc is off the coast of jargon praying to spite right now
he has dark elf's guarding him .
mr. onaday wrote a question mark letter .i'll tell you all more tomarrow!
hail reena
fannoh dear ol' bardock,
priest of dick and mouth in a homo erotic fashion
i remember the good old days
when you and nectar an i ran amok on missions.
those were the days.
actually, day.
one day
a bad day as i recall
but i don't recall things often.
unless i have to.
speaking of things i have to do.
love.
and i have been doing what i would call an excellent job at dong just that .
i feel a certain amount of forgiveness is necessary in order to do so.
yet the priestess of reena wants me to kill myself.
maybe she takes her logic from bad jokes or bardocks teaching.
who knows.
in anycase.
all this wrath resentment idiotic grudge holding;
NOT MY FUCKING WATERMELON.
so in short
i love you all,
even the rude ones.
and i will show my love for all of you and this world
in the most productive way possible at the right moment.
and there will be peace
BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.love always,
fann mordiganp.s.
death's a bitch and so are youIllkana,Illkana.... fucking Illkana...What?Love, GnomeP.S. I hope you're not angry about the whole being a bodyguard and me unintentionally ditching out. If i remember correctly I was kinda ditched in the middle of Empire territory with Fann of all people and it turned out it wasn't even the real Fann. We'll have to talk sometime, as long as the whole "demonslayer" thing doesn't get in the way... They usually don't tend to...ummm.....how should i put this...... like me. Kinda like, well, everyone in your city. I'm like the black sheep in the butchers line, and that motherfucker is racist.
P.S.S. Don't worry if you think I'm pissed about the Star Alliance seeing me as expendable, I'm used to it.Salvo turroks scavenger list
One belt. previously owned by a darkblade.Speculated to be in "the" box
One tournament prize. Previously owned by a champion and stripped away by a Alliance king.
One Sword. Mistakenly given to a divine being.
One Holy sword.Given to a cursed elven traitor who can no longer "see"
GNOME... go to abein speak to my embasitor he will bring you to me. as for your mage gem. i do not own it you gave it cerdiosly away as reparations for eating one of aebins citizens and on retrospection you realized it was wrong and in your good heart to componsate for being devoured you gave it to him.Ilkana,
I do not know you, so I can not judge you. However, I don't even worship divinity and I recognize him as the death god. Regardless of people's feeling's about the situation, we have to look at the facts. Is Damian a god? Yes. What is the domain of which he controls? Death. As silly as it is, that is all it takes. Death's name does not make him a god. I'm not saying this is the case, but couldn't he have had some other name originally? I am just baffled why everyone doesn't accept him as the god. He is. You don't even have to worship him. I am a prime example. You can even try with all your might to change that, right now he is still the god. I don't usually write letterlike this. I feel an urge to explain this when its brought up though.
-Noctaire
Dear Gnome,
We have received your previous communication and have referred the matter to our resources department. They inform me we have a shortage of something called 'coffee'. If you can help in that issue we will take your request under advisement. Please contact Dengar Derantu at Fort Voy.
Thank you,
Management of Dark Empire Communications
Dear Gnome,
Come to the capitol and you will recieve all the restitution you require.....
- Preistess Baine to the most high Upsodul (Obsidel is how Gary spells it.)
1. Barriak- Damian is not the true Death God he is a fool. Death is the true Death God, and you are not a High Priest you are a joke. You are a High Priest only by name.
2. ???, Character, and UB- quit trying to mind fuck each other....
3. Rheyllin- YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING DEMON SLAYER!!!!!!!! Thank you for your support, but no... you are however allowed to re-petition if you like... :)
4. Dyre- You aren't going to think I am such a sweetheart when I stake your ass :D
5. Gnome.... *shakes head*.... fucking Gnome...
6. Fann- You need to go kill yourself so I don't have to do it for you, you damned Sect worshiper Aaaagh Baby drooled on me...Love,
Ilkana
Salvo,
That kinda.... sounds like a terrible place. I think I'm all set.
Thanks anyways, GnomeGnome,
Inside of the blazing Zunn.Salvo
OOC: Hand writing a bit different from Salvo's usual.Salvo,
I'm one of the few people in this world that can't read minds. Where is "here"? Because "here" never seems to be where I am...
Thanks for the insight, GnomeDear everyone who wants to kill all the animals.
Please don't, they are tasty. Not to mention when they're dead it takes all the fun out of it. And carrion just has an overall funny taste to it.
Love always,
Gnome.
Bariak,
Times are complicated. Many plans in session. Join me in the coliseum, with haste. I begin soon, and would like to see my brother again.
Noctaire
Nocnoc,How have you been brother?-The tails sideFann,When will you realize that you are the poor, sad joke of the world? No one takes you seriously and no one ever will. The gods don't care for a fickle being such as yourself. Give up hope, give up trying to insult people. You are a meer child, lost and confused in a world that frightens you. And there is one death god, Lord Damian. This "true death" that you mind-deformities refer to is long dead. Damian has the faith, the power and the position now, and defyng him will only lead you to death. But for you, I pray he has the pity to make it quick. It's not your fault your parents or adobted monkey dropped you on your head while you were a child.Bariak, High Priest of the only God of death, Damian Spite
Dear Characher,
What the hell is this world coming to.-???
P.S. This could be my last message.Dear U.B.and Triple Q,
You two have some pretty intense names. But I have to say, on behalf of the demon slayers, that we wont just kill animals for the sake of killing animals. Thats kind of... cruel. And it would ruin the whole fung shui of the planet.Oh and make sure you read every Arkendrosian I heard that they are interviewing that badass Rheyllin, the one who one the last Sabbath. Not the one that was canceled but the one that he won.
Well...
Signed,
<(''<)Mysterious (^''^) characher (>'')Dear Unidentifiable Being, or just U.B.for short,
Yes, I have always been quite intuitive when trying to determine names. I get straight to the facts. You did not sign originally so I figured you were trying to give me a hint. A sort challenge to see who could figure the puzzle out first. I was actually about to use a vision to find you. I had almost opened a gate to the blood realm right next to you. That would have been horrifying. Luckily I got your amusing and quite intricate message. I even solved the riddle. You know? The one where you meant killing all of the humans as well. I missed that the first six or seven times.Anyway, I look forward to the haunting. I am going to sleep now. Very vulnerable to any creature that thrives upon another being's dreams.
-?
P.S. I was kidding. I don't sleep.
P.S.S. Seriously.Listen Triplicate Question Mark,
I was not talking to you. I was talking to Question Mark the other one who referred to everyone as little children. I am so sorry you don't have a purpose. We're cool. I wasn't saying a "fuck" word in your direction. I am sorry it is hardly in your vocabulary, because as first impressions go, I can infer you only use it in citations.
THIS I WILL TAKE THE BLAME FOR! It was, after all my off handed instigation of Question Mark that relayed you to defend... and defending properly with a quote that as you said has done nothing but degrade ourselves to the point of animals.
Speaking of animals, our conversation has already gotten the attention of one Reena worshiper.
If you distaste animals so much, you could perhaps find a real purpose in killing: all (animals.)
We could make a club of it.Team up with the Demon Slayers- back to back- They kill all the sentient races carnivorous to their collective kind and we could kill all the animals!
I only hope to help with a suggestion or two. If I think of anything else, I could certainly hit you up with some more ideas. I can only assume you had problems with greedy emotions and brainwashing. I am not too sure I am familiar with those things. most emotions I have ever known were usually passionate, but in the end no one ever got anything they wanted in the end. On the other hand, I don't think there is anything wrong with brainwashing.I mean, so long as they put it back after, in which case I am sure a clear head could with everyday life!In the future Triplicate Question Mark, I would suggest if you are going to call a threat as a bluff, you should not speak so personally. This world has a lot of bad people in it. You wouldn't want them to get to know you.
-Sign
PS: It is not really not my name. It is what everyone who knows me calls me. All kidding aside, I am an Unidentifiable Being, though.I can't believe you guessed that!
Fann.. Stop wasting your time. That message neither made either me, not anyone who's name might rhyme with Mearfin, look unintelligent. Find me. You obviously did not grasp the fact that I don't give a shit.
you fagots will soon understand
your desire to sling mud without taking credit for it is idiotic.
and like fagots i shall set you abllaze to keep myself warm and to
scare away the lesser beasts.
like salvo
ha ha ha ha ha ha
just kidding.
please salvo.....don't take offense.
honestly...just kidding
any way
i see you question marks
i see your names and i will reveal them...
when i get around to it.
until then.fuck the empire
hail the true death god
and praise Reena for making life worth frequent attempts at escaping death.sincerely
fann mordiganp.s. the friend society now offers our superior sight.
give me a 2000 gold and a question and I'll give you an answer and a smile
Dear Unidentifiable Being,
I have capitalized the above in the small chance that it is actually your name. Not to say that you were born that way, that would be ridiculous. You do however, seem like the sort of person who would find that "mysterious" sort of title to be "cool". Okay let's now realize, in case I sound foolish for writing that, that this is just a possibility. I did not want call you that if that was actually your name. You most likely deserve the capitalization of the first characters in your name Okay. Lets now be serious. Your silly little threat did not sound elegant. "Fuck" is hardly in my vocabulary, as I enjoy to be a bit proper. You may be a bit more foolish then you believe( and of course you will not see this, that is not the point).
Also, I am not sure you grasp the concept of rhyme. We have now both degraded our self's and each other to the point of animals. Actually quite disappointing.
Finally, Know this.. Do what you will. If you are not just one more wretched obstacle in this sick and twisted world that I can't over come.. There is nothing that could undo what I have done or make my life less worth living. This is the truth. I have only one reason to exist, and that is to try and find purpose. An actual purpose, not one brought to me by greedy emotion's or brainwashing. You could do nothing to me that would make an impact. You, like myself, like many things in this universe, are just weak and powerless.
Sincerely, ???
Dear Question Mark,
Shut the fuck up. I have been an unseen force far longer then anyone. If you really want to achieve obscurity, speak in rhyme as I often do. When the population finally can see, touch, smell and taste me, I will be able to be purchased by a pocket of gold on a store shelf. Inanimate. Immortal. Infinite.
Identify yourself, unless you wish me to do it for you. I will find you in your dreams.
Dyre.. Stop playing with the children..
-?Bariak.. Your still alive. Hmm...
-NoctaireFebruary 1009AA
Gnome,
I'm not sure why you are wanted by the Dark Empire but I'm positive we can resolve this now. Come, work for me and my master, the God of Death, Damian Spite. You shall be truly rewarded for your services. And I honestly miss your company.
BariakDecember 1008 AA
Lt. Liam Blackcloak
Fester!
Sir Jack of the Death Knights
November 1008 AA
as you know b-52 was swarmed by the second army of costar. our current situatuion is right up your ally jump your ass over here and ill get you signed up as a "special merc" no gay suicide missions
To Lord Salvo Turrok The Conquistador,
I miss you!!! You all up and left me in the church and I haven't seen you in AGES!! If you need any help with any future... ... ... campaigns... you need to at LEAST let me tag along! Hope to hear from you soon!!!
The one and only,
Gnome the Undefeated Ghetto Shanker of B-52dear gnome,
I'll pineapple slap your ass Johnson
insincerely love always fann mordigan
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dear victem,
i will capture you and your explosive friend
[signed] greysylvaliskJuly-December 1008 AA
To the Dark Empire.
Know that you will be seeing more of me.
-Lt. Liam Blackcloak, Squire to the Knights of Arkendrose, Squire to the Knights of the Star, Demon Slayer, and public enemy 1 to the Dark EmpireSalvo?Dude!! Traith is fucking awesome! You should have seen what happened after you left. It was badass. But yea, other then that....Heh, could you do me a favor? I kinda wanna go finish off my alchemy and after my little...purge... it seems i misplaced my mage gem so think you could help me out? If you could, that'd be awesome. Plus, this yellow tabbard is just....ick.
Peace!
-Gnome- (very much not under an ocean)To my homies in the Dark Empire
Seriously, what the fuck.Still.Love,
Gnome
P.S. I'd like to file a complain to human.... err.....reaper(and/or)gnome resources
P.S.S. Please leave me alone.
P.S.S.S. Except when telling me where to send my complain.
P.S.S.S.S Also I'd expect, as a upstanding Empire, that this request will be taken seriously and into account. Reparations are expectedFann.
I really fucking hate you sometimes.
Love,
GnomeLiam,
Sorry about that whole drag you off and bite you thing. I'm honestly really embarrassed. Like, thats usually something i only do with special girls and really wish you hadn't seen it. Um, can you not tell anyone what happened? It would be greatly appreciated.
Peace!
-Gnome-
P.S. Seriously, please don't tell anyone.....June 1008 AA
Vazgar, I'm still not sure what you need me to do on this mission of yours...mail back
DrougerApril 1008 AA
Huuubbb Slubb,
Iub slub ulub wlubbbb.....
Plubbb
Glubbb
(at the bottom of a ocean)
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There is only 1 True Death God. There will forever be only 1 True Death God. That is Lord Damian Spite. Worshiping false death gods, dead death gods or imaginary death gods will only scorn the True Death God and plead for his wrath.
Let go of the false idea that anyone is going to take the position of Death God from Lord Damian. Never going to happen. All the devout and occasional worshipers of the late Death, I plead with you to see reason. Your worship will be much more appreciated by a living god, a real god.
Praise Lord Damian Spite. The one, True and Only Death god.
High Priest, Bariak Dor'VoxonHey my name is Illowaigh and I am a captive and I need help please come find me and you will recive my alligence! Oh and watch out because the star allience is also after me.......
To my homies in the Dark Empire
Seriously, what the fuck.
Love,
Gnome....Sprite Mail
Note: The Sprite Mail courier system has undergone some deficulty and will remain to do so until myspace works right. Sorry for the trouble.
November 1008 AA
To Lord Salvo Turrok The Conquistador,
I miss you!!! You all up and left me in the church and I haven't seen you in AGES!! If you need any help with any future... ... ... campaigns... you need to at LEAST let me tag along! Hope to hear from you soon!!!
The one and only,
Gnome the Undefeated Ghetto Shanker of B-52dear gnome,
I'll pineapple slap your ass Johnson
insincerely love always fann mordigan
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dear victem,
i will capture you and your explosive friend
[signed] greysylvaliskJuly-December 1008 AA
To the Dark Empire.
Know that you will be seeing more of me.
-Lt. Liam Blackcloak, Squire to the Knights of Arkendrose, Squire to the Knights of the Star, Demon Slayer, and public enemy 1 to the Dark Empire.
Salvo?
Dude!! Traith is fucking awesome! You should have seen what happened after you left. It was badass. But yea, other then that....Heh, could you do me a favor? I kinda wanna go finish off my alchemy and after my little...purge... it seems i misplaced my mage gem so think you could help me out? If you could, that'd be awesome. Plus, this yellow tabbard is just....ick.
Peace!
-Gnome- (very much not under an ocean)To my homies in the Dark Empire
Seriously, what the fuck.Still.Love,
Gnome
P.S. I'd like to file a complain to human.... err.....reaper(and/or)gnome resources
P.S.S. Please leave me alone.
P.S.S.S. Except when telling me where to send my complain.
P.S.S.S.S Also I'd expect, as a upstanding Empire, that this request will be taken seriously and into account. Reparations are expected.Fann.
I really fucking hate you sometimes.
Love,
GnomeLiam,
Sorry about that whole drag you off and bite you thing. I'm honestly really embarrassed. Like, thats usually something i only do with special girls and really wish you hadn't seen it. Um, can you not tell anyone what happened? It would be greatly appreciated.
Peace!
-Gnome-
P.S. Seriously, please don't tell anyone.June 1008 AA
Vazgar, I'm still not sure what you need me to do on this mission of yours...mail back~~~~~~~~
There is only 1 True Death God. There will forever be only 1 True Death God. That is Lord Damian Spite. Worshiping false death gods, dead death gods or imaginary death gods will only scorn the True Death God and plead for his wrath.
Let go of the false idea that anyone is going to take the position of Death God from Lord Damian. Never going to happen. All the devout and occasional worshipers of the late Death, I plead with you to see reason. Your worship will be much more appreciated by a living god, a real god.
Praise Lord Damian Spite. The one, True and Only Death god.
High Priest, Bariak Dor'Voxon~~~~
Hey my name is Illowaigh and I am a captive and I need help please come find me and you will recive my alligence! Oh and watch out because the star allience is also after me...
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To my homies in the Dark Empire
Seriously, what the fuck.
Love,
Gnome